Lizards are fast becoming an obsession in my life!!

I share a hate-love relationship with them.

I hate them, and I love to kill them.

Not my hand because i would never want to touch those ugly brown thing!

In fact, since for the past few weeks I've tried to kill 2 lizards but i didn't managed to do so as they hide behind my cupboards.

All of those lizards were so fat and juicy due to the plenty amount of varieties of insects in my university. So therefore now i am all well geared-up. I've bought an insect "smacker" and lizard-traps. (Yeah i know it is such a sad case to waste my money to kill those pests.)

I am gonna kill all of those yucky disgusting amphibian!! (I've become so cruel to lizards due to the lizard shits sticking around everywhere in my room and also because of their TAK TAK TAK sound which always disturb my sleep!!)

I've always had my doubts about lizard traps because the bait, which supposedly gives out a scent lizards cannot resist, will actually ATTRACTS other lizards to come to my room. But no matter what happens, i am going to use it anyway! Their favourite spot appears to be behind my cupboard. There are 2 of them as far as i saw it that day. Sometimes i even saw them chasing each other around in their free time and then who knows they will have disgusting lizard sex and give birth to ugly babies. TUT!!

They also like the living room coffee table, where, if they are lucky enough, when we forget to sweep the floor to clear of little food crumbs, they will go and eat those food. Whats wrong with these guys?? I mean, they get a wide variety of little flying insects to choose from, and yet, they seem to prefer to eat human food!! What's their problem? Insects too gross for them to eat is it?!? And there is one time when i saw them eating the Julie's loveletter crumbs.

SHIOK HOR? CAN EAT LOVELETTER STRAWBERRY BISCUITS SOMEMORE!!

Therefore, I thus make it my life mission to kills as many lizards as humanly as possible. Even when I am sleeping, I must make sure some of them mati... Which is why I bought the lizard traps. These traps are ingenious!!They are made of cardboard, and you peel off a sticker, revealing a thick layer of glue - and at the middle of it all, a little of red-green balls which looks like fish food of innocuous-looking bait. You fold the cardboard, and there is even a little hole for you to see if lizards got trapped inside, and a handle so that you don't have to touch the dirty amphibians!!

I bought a pack which consist of 5 traps and hopefully they will catch some lizards for me!! (Sadistic, but serve them right for trying to disturb my sleep and dirty my room with their shits when there are plenty of flying insects in the living room for them to eat and make themself useful in the food chain.) Anyway, i hope both lizards will not manage to even get close to the bait, so that they will die with a terrible curiousity!!. I hope their friends come and have a closer look and then, out of pure lizard loyalty, try to extricate the corpse and hold a respectable funeral for the dead. Then, they all get caught too!! In fact, the live lizards then scream (in their stupid tak tak tak noises) for help and more stupid lizards will die in my trap!!
Evil ain't I ?!?!?